I don’t know why I bother going to any websites other than Facebook. Through their futuristic, techy, web2.0y algorithm, they are able to sum up my entire life in a single ad.

Granted this was sandwiched between two ads asking me to apply to the CIA and study chiropractic, FACEBOOK JUST GETS ME.
Now if only I could poke someone now without 1824523 ajax errors popping up.