Archive for July, 2009

It’s a Woot Off!

July 22nd, 2009

Okay, so before I had a blog, I had millions of ideas and things I would write about. I could not imagine not having a website to have these ideas posted, and now that I have a blog, I am too lazy to write anything.

well Enough is Enough!

Today, like many other holy and important days in the Jewish Calendar, is a Woot Off!

What is a Woot Off? Well first let me welcome you to the 21st century. Woot.com is a site that sells one item (see: piece of shit) a day for a ridiculously low price. While the items usually don’t have any practical use to a normal person, such as a 3 pack of drill bits or a snow cone maker in the shape of micky mouse, sometimes they have essentials like lcd tv’s and digital picture frames! So what makes today’s Woot different from all other Woots? Excellent question. Today is a “Woot Off,” which basically means that instead of selling one item, they use this day to get rid of all the left over stuff they had from the previous days. Once an item is sold out, a new one is posted right away. So go and check out Woot.com, and let me know if they’re selling rc helicopters! KThnx

I also want to start posting music reviews of both old and new albums I listen to a lot. No worries, this will not turn into BrooklynVegan, where I criticize every band for not having their album revolve around hating bush and the war in Iraq. In the meantime here is a random thought I always have:

When you go to restaurants and order ethnic food, is it better to try and use a fake accent when you pronounce the dishes? I always do.

FIRST!

July 16th, 2009

Okay, so this is my frist “new” blog post. I finally fixed up my site, got the correct domain, and hacked wordpress. No Big Deal. Now I am going to attempt to blog about all types of stuff. I will try and keep it light and hilarious. Most likely, itll be the funniest shit you ever read.  I am also going to write about my summer internship, Israeli politics, and software development.

So there you have it. I need to go right now and be funny somewhere else. But stay tuned! Its great to meet ya!

P.S: Heres a picture* to celebrate my first post!

Woman and Dog

*If you are the woman in this photo and would like to have it removed, I will gladly do so in exchange for the dog.